Stella! STELLLAAAA!
Stella! STELLLAAAA!
Can't you hear me yell-a?
You're puttin' me through hell-a!
Stella... STELLLAAAA!
New Orleans!
Long before the Superdome
Where the Saints of football play
Lived a city that the damned call home
Hear their hellish rondelet
New Orleans! Home of pirates, drunks, and whores
New Orleans! Tacky overpriced souvenir stores
If you want to go to hell you should take that trip
To the Sodom and Gomorrah on the Mississip'
New Orleans! Stinking, rotten, vomiting, vile
New Orleans! Putrid, brackish, maggoty, foul
New Orleans! Crummy, lousy, rancid, and rank
New Orleans!
Burn, Krusty, burn! Burn, Krusty, burn!
Kent Brockman: Ladies and gentlemen, I've been to Vietnam, Afghanistan, and Iraq, and I can say without hyperbole that this is a million times worse than all of them put together.
Children: [chanting] Burn, Krusty, burn! Burn, Krusty, burn!
Kent Brockman: A group of school-age Spartacuses has taken this camp by force. Three counselors are missing and presumed scared.
Yeah, Bart, I am so Krunchy the Klown.
Bart: That's not Krusty the Clown.
Mr. Black: What do you think, I slapped a clown suit on some wino? [nervous laugh]
Barney: Yeah, Bart, I am so Krunchy the Clown. [belch]
Lisa, I've been thinking it over, and next summer I'm getting a job.
Lisa, I've been thinking it over, and next summer I'm getting a job.
Dear Mom and Dad, I no longer fear Hell, because I've been to Kamp Krusty.
Dear Mom and Dad, I no longer fear Hell, because I've been to Kamp Krusty.
You can have the shower to yourself, Homie.
Marge: You can have the shower to yourself, Homie. I'm finished.
Homer: [smoothly] Oh no you're not.
I hope you'll note that all of my textbooks are being returned in excellent condition.
Bart: Mrs. Krabappel, in figuring out my final grades, I hope you'll note that all of my textbooks are being returned in excellent condition. In some cases, still in their original wrappings.
Mrs. Krabappel: Duly noted.
Lisa... you're... hurting me.
Lisa: Perhaps I'm not making myself clear. I think you should reconsider.
Miss Hoover: [strained] Lisa... you're... hurting me.
The dirt's not coming off!
How could this have happened? [brushing arm] I feel so dirty. Uh.. uh...uh. The dirt's not coming off!
I trust you all remembered to bring in your implements of destruction.
Attention, everyone. This is Principal Skinner. I trust you all remembered to bring in your implements of destruction. Now let's trash this dump!
Well, I really think we need to replace the washer and dryer.
Well, I really think we need to replace the washer and dryer.
I think this chair is the answer.
Marge, there's an empty spot I've always had inside me. I tried to fill it with family, religion, community service. But those were dead ends. I think this chair is the answer.
Bart, I didn't want you to see me cry.
Milhouse: Bart, I didn't want you to see me cry.
Bart: Oh, come on, I've seen you cry a million times. You cry when you scrape your knee. You cry when they're out of chocolate milk. You cry when you're doing long division and you have a remainder left over.
It's recess everywhere but in his heart.
Chuck: There stands a broken man.
Ralph: It's recess everywhere but in his heart.
Dad! Dad! Do you know what today is?
Lisa: Dad! Dad! Do you know what today is?
Homer: The vernal equinox?
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