Hard work made us quit.



I'm not actually quitting making two-frame gifs, but I am quitting posting to Blogger and Wordpress. Not very many people visit these sites, and both require more effort to post than TWITTER and TUMBLR. So, in summary:

And what are you making, Sideshow Luke Perry?

sideshow luke perry holding up his balloon model of a 19th century carousel

Krusty the Clown: Look, kids! A horsie! And what are you making, Sideshow Luke Perry?

Luke Perry: A 19th-century carousel.

Nah, that guy's giving it away for free.

the crazy old man singer (the old jewish man) singing the old gray mare and dancing

Bart: Krusty, are you making any money?

Krusty the Clown: Nah, that guy's giving it away for free.

Here's Eastern Europe's favorite cat and mouse team, Worker and Parasite!

worker and parasite cartoon cat and mouse
Well, kids, this is where you would watch Itchy and Scratchy, except they're on The Gabbo Show now. So, here's Eastern Europe's favorite cat and mouse team, Worker and Parasite!

Ahh, that dummy doesn't scare me.

krusty the clown putting out his cigarette

Krusty the Clown: Ahh, that dummy doesn't scare me. I've had plenty of guys come after me, and I've buried 'em all. Hobos, sea captains, Joey Bishop --

Miss Pennycandy: Don't forget the Special Olympics.

Krusty the Clown: Oh, yeah. I slaughtered the Special Olympics.

I'm a bad widdle boy.

gabbo raising and lowering his eyebrows

Bart: Uh oh. That cute little character could take America by storm. All he needs is a hook.

Gabbo: I'm a bad widdle boy.

Bart: ¡Ay carumba!

Gabbo! Gabbo! Gabbo!

the name gabbo flashing on a television screen

TV Announcer: Gabbo! Gabbo! Gabbo!

Bart: Did you see that?

Homer: Yeah.

Bart: What's Gabbo?

Homer: I figure it's some guy's name. Some guy named Gabbo.

All right, come out with your hands up, two cups of coffee, an auto freshener that says Capricorn, and something with coconut on it.

police car lights flashing on marge simpson

All right, come out with your hands up, two cups of coffee, an auto freshener that says Capricorn, and something with coconut on it.

Hey, you, get that steel drum out of the, uh, mayor's office.

mayor diamond joe quimby yelling at a steel drummer
People of Springfield, because of the epidemic, I have canceled my vacation to the Bahamas. I shall not leave the city -- Hey, you, get that steel drum out of the, uh, mayor's office.

It's whisper quiet!

dr. nick riviera and troy mcclure selling the juice loosener

Troy McClure: Doctor, are you sure it's on? I can't hear a thing.

Dr. Nick: It's whisper quiet!

You mean there's a better way?

homer simpson squeezing an orange against his face

Troy McClure: Until now, this was the only way to get juice from an orange.

Homer: You mean there's a better way?