I'm not actually quitting making two-frame gifs, but I am quitting posting to Blogger and Wordpress. Not very many people visit these sites, and both require more effort to post than TWITTER and TUMBLR. So, in summary:
And what are you making, Sideshow Luke Perry?
Krusty the Clown: Look, kids! A horsie! And what are you making, Sideshow Luke Perry?
Luke Perry: A 19th-century carousel.
Here's Eastern Europe's favorite cat and mouse team, Worker and Parasite!
Ahh, that dummy doesn't scare me.
Krusty the Clown: Ahh, that dummy doesn't scare me. I've had plenty of guys come after me, and I've buried 'em all. Hobos, sea captains, Joey Bishop --
Miss Pennycandy: Don't forget the Special Olympics.
Krusty the Clown: Oh, yeah. I slaughtered the Special Olympics.
I'm a bad widdle boy.
Bart: Uh oh. That cute little character could take America by storm. All he needs is a hook.
Gabbo: I'm a bad widdle boy.
Bart: ¡Ay carumba!
Gabbo! Gabbo! Gabbo!
TV Announcer: Gabbo! Gabbo! Gabbo!
Bart: Did you see that?
Homer: Yeah.
Bart: What's Gabbo?
Homer: I figure it's some guy's name. Some guy named Gabbo.
All right, come out with your hands up, two cups of coffee, an auto freshener that says Capricorn, and something with coconut on it.
All right, come out with your hands up, two cups of coffee, an auto freshener that says Capricorn, and something with coconut on it.
Hey, you, get that steel drum out of the, uh, mayor's office.
You mean there's a better way?
Troy McClure: Until now, this was the only way to get juice from an orange.
Homer: You mean there's a better way?
The nominees for best writing in a cartoon series are...
The nominees for best writing in a cartoon series are: Strong-dar, Master of Akom, the wedding episode. Action Figure Man, the "How to Buy Action Figure Man" episode. Ren and Stimpy, season premiere. And finally, Itchy and Scratchy, "The Little Barber Shop of Horrors" episode.
Now I'm going to burn this doughnut to show you how many calories it has.
Principal Dondelinger: Now I'm going to burn this doughnut to show you how many calories it has.
Homer: No!
Principal Dondelinger: The bright blue flame indicates this was a particularly sweet doughnut.
Homer: This is not happening. This is not happening!
Why I laugh?
Homer: This calls for a celebration. We're all going to Hawaii!
All: [gasping]
Homer: [laughing] Gotcha! It's April Fools' for two more minutes.
Bart: Dad, it's May 16.
Lisa: You were in that coma for seven weeks.
Marge: Uh-huh.
All: [laughing]
Marge: You lost five percent of your brain!
Homer: Me lose brain? Uh oh!
All: [laughing]
Homer: Why I laugh?
Ha, ha! April Fools'. I've been keeping that carton of milk next to the furnace for six weeks. Sucker!
Ha, ha! April Fools'. I've been keeping that carton of milk next to the furnace for six weeks. Sucker!