Hypnotist: You are all very good players.
All the players: [hypnotized] We are all very good players.
Hypnotist: You will beat Shelbyville.
All the players: [hypnotized] We will beat Shelbyville.
Hypnotist: You will give one hundred and ten percent.
All the players: [hypnotized] That's impossible. No one can give more than one hundred percent. By definition that is the most any one can give.
Smithers: What are you going to do with your million dollars, sir?
Mr. Burns: Oh, I don't know. Throw it on the pile, I suppose.
Wow! It's like there's a party in my mouth and everyone's invited.
And now I'd like to introduce the new members of our happy power plant family. Our new security guard Roger Clemens, our new janitor Wade Boggs, our new lunchroom cashier Ken Griffey, Jr., our new, well uh, we'll make up jobs for these fellows later. Please say hello to Steve Sax, Don Mattingly, Darryl Strawberry, Ozzie Smith, Mike Scioscia, and Jose Canseco. Oh, by the way, you new fellows, there's a sign up sheet for the company softball team on the bulletin board over there. Eh, just in case you wish to play.
Smithers: How would you like to be a ringer on a small-town company softball team?
Steve Sax: Would I!
Mr. Burns: Did you hear that, Ari? My boys need only to thump your tub and the title is ours.
Ari: Ha!! The gladiators from my power plant will crush your team like nine flabby grapes.
And the next man wants to hit the ball too. And he does. And there he goes, off in that direction. And everyone is happy.
