Give her this... and this... and then these.
Man in white coat: Give her this... and this... and then these.
Selma: Thank you, Doctor.
Man in white coat: Oh, I'm not a doctor.
I don't think George Washington will ever be the same.
I don't think George Washington will ever be the same.
Hmm, well, you've cooled down.
Marge: Hmm, well, you've cooled down.
Homer: That's what you think. [purrs]
You're charming the pants off of me.
Bart: Beer Goggles -- See the world through the eyes of a drunk. Wow!
Selma: [sexy voice] You're charming the pants off of me.
Bart: What'd you say, Aunt Selma?
Selma: I said take off those damn glasses!
What a beautiful little girl.
Selma: How do I know I'm getting quality?
Sperm Doctor: Don't worry. Our donors have to pass a rigorous screening process.
Barney: All done!
Nurse: Thank you.
Barney: Always a pleasure. What a beautiful little girl.
Baby: [Barney belch]
Other Babies: [belch] [belch] [belch]
Now featuring the clean-shaven sounds of "Hooray for Everything!"
TV Announcer: Come to Duff Gardens, where roaming gangs aren't a big problem anymore. Now featuring the clean-shaven sounds of "Hooray for Everything!"
Singers: Hey kids / Take a walk on the wild side / And all the races sing! / Doo doo doo / Shoo-bee doo-bee doo / Doo doo doo / Shoo-bee doo-bee doo / Yeah!
And that was the only folly the people of Springfield ever embarked upon
And that was the only folly the people of Springfield ever embarked upon -- except for the Popsicle stick skyscraper, and the 50 foot magnifying glass, and that escalator to nowhere.
Didn't I?
Leonard Nimoy: Well, my work is done here.
Barney: What do you mean, your work is done? You didn't do anything.
Leonard Nimoy: Didn't I?
You crazy car. I don't know whether to eat you or kiss you.
Announcer: Coming soon, it's Truckasaurus: The Movie starring Marlon Brando as the voice of John Truckasaurus.
Truckasaurus: You crazy car. I don't know whether to eat you or kiss you.
Announcer: Celebrity voice impersonated.
Monorail!
Lyle Lanely: I swear it's Springfield's only choice. Throw up your hands, and raise your voice!
Crowd: Monorail!
Lyle Lanley: What's it called?
Crowd: Monorail!
Lyle Lanley: Once again!
Crowd: Monorail!
Bart, we'll do anything you want. Just call off your giant mechanical ants!
Bart, we'll do anything you want. Just call off your giant mechanical ants!
Hello, Lisa. I'm Genghis Khan. You'll go where I go. Defile what I defile. Eat who I eat.
Hello, Lisa. I'm Genghis Khan. You'll go where I go. Defile what I defile. Eat who I eat.
What do they do with these things after we seal 'em?
Lenny: What do they do with these things after we seal 'em?
Carl: I hear they dump them in an abandoned chalk mine and cover 'em with cement.
Lenny: I hear they're sending 'em to one of those southern states where the governor's a crook.
Carl: Either way I'm sleeping good tonight!
The "B" is for bargain!
You tried the best, now try the rest. Call 1-600-DOCTORB. The "B" is for bargain!
I will perform any operation for $129.95. Come in for brain surgery and receive a free Chinese finger trap.
I will perform any operation for $129.95. Come in for brain surgery and receive a free Chinese finger trap.
Son, they call it a "droodle."
Marge: Honey, did you have any luck?
Homer: No, but the rabbi gave me this.
Bart: What is it, Dad?
Homer: Son, they call it a "droodle."
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